Welcome to Kirstie's Home Page!

I'm a slut

Are we related? I don't care, I'll shag you anyway.

Give it to me big boy

Visitors, take a peek to see why you're lucky that you didn't get our family's genes. Family members, look to see if you inherited Great-great Grandma Martha's bald spot. Or just review the latest family pictures: ever seen Dad without his dentures? Or Mom at her high school prom?

Family Reunion Preparation

Get ready for the upcoming family reunion! It's at Aunt Bertie's this year, so bring your bowling gear and your swimsuits. Also be thinking of which family member could be the following trees in the family grove: the nut tree, the fruity tree, the shady tress, the tree with the most bark, or the evergreen.

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